Here are some good ones....
Olivia walks into the living room carrying her stuffed Eyeore toy...( she is usually always carrying it..) Out of the corner of my eye I see the Christmas tree shaking ever so slightly ... she has been told more than once not to touch the ornaments ...
me: "Olivia, are you touching the tree?"
no answer
me: "Olivia, did you touch the tree?"
Olivia: " No momma, Eyeore did kick the tree".
me: (trying desperately not to laugh) " Please tell Eyeore to stop kicking the tree or HE will get a time-out!"
Olivia: " Oh,...ok.... he no likes time-outs. "
I worked this morning so when I came home Chad decided he needed a little nap in the afternoon. Olivia was eating a yogurt at the kitchen table and watched him walk into the bedroom and close the door...
Olivia: "Where dada going?"
me: "Daddy is a little tired so he's going to take a nap"
Olivia: "Yeah, you talked and talked and now he tired"
me: "What?!"
Olivia: "you talked and talked and now he need a nap"
( stunned silence)
Olivia: " he was tired and mad so he take nap".
Apparently I talk too much... *sigh*
Oh, and just a side note... Olivia has taken a new turn with her fashion sense. I WISH I had taken a picture of the outfit she had on today. I took her with me to a quick trip to Trader Joe's and here is what she had on:
1. Orange shirt
2. Brown pants
3. purple socks
4. white shoes
5. Pink Sweatshirt
... and to top it all off
6. Her white frilly wide brimmed Easter hat.
She DID get a lot of compliments. :-)
xoxoxo
2 comments:
...out of the mouths of babes. That is so funny! Trevor was & still is totally like that! I usually tell/warn people beforehand that we have no skeletons in our closet (real or make believe) because Trevor has outed them all! Fun times!
I love reading these little Olivia stories. They are the best at saying the truth no matter what!
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